Ana’s Adventures in Amerika

“To begin with,” said the Cat, “a dog’s not mad. You grant that?” I suppose so, said Ana, I mean, Alice. “Well then,” the Cat went on, “you see a dog growls when it’s angry, and wags its tail when it’s pleased. Now I growl when I’m pleased, and wag my tail when I’m angry. Therefore I’m mad.”
Kushner the Wunderknabe (alias Damien Thorn) pointed us to the Cheshire Cat.
(As you may recall in the last chapter of the Adventures book sequel the Cheshire Cat replaced the Queen of Hearts.)
In today’s scene, er…Alice, found herself watching another unannounced medal award ceremony on television from the sanctity of the hollow tree trunk in which she took refuge.
Concerned that tape recordings his enemies had released in which Cheshire called military ‘suckers’ and ‘losers’ might harm his eminent election campaign he turned to one of his favorite strategies and activities, the pomp and circumstance of giving out medals. He invented a reason to decorate a handful of military–who had valiantly fought ferocious fires. First, however his secret deep state, swamp in the shadows rathole ‘army’  started the fires so as to distress the population and distract them from voting.)
Good night, dear ones, tomorrow we’ll read a whole new chapter sure to drive away your sleep. Oh, it’s only mid-day? Then, time to take a nap.  “I knew who I was this morning,” Alice said to herse, “But I’ve changed a few times since then.”